quotes from the life

-I heard a cell phone ring in the porn and thought it was mine

-sixteen candles seem lonely without an extra two to make it legal

-I'd shoot someone for a pair of jordans

-If I could go back in time I would'nt be here

-disney is the antichrist

-love me tender love me sweet just shut up while i beat my meat

-i saw a nun loose her virginity for a dime

-why are white people never in fried chicken commercials, i know what good is