Friday, July 9, 2010

quotes from the life

-I heard a cell phone ring in the porn and thought it was mine
-sixteen candles seem lonely without an extra two to make it legal
-I'd shoot someone for a pair of jordans
-If I could go back in time I would'nt be here
-disney is the antichrist
-love me tender love me sweet just shut up while i beat my meat
-i saw a nun loose her virginity for a dime
-why are white people never in fried chicken commercials, i know what good is

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