Thursday, July 29, 2010

Big Rig






INT. LAWYERS OFFICE- DAY
A lawyer walks in his office and sits at his desk. Two men hover over his desk waiting for his response.
LAWYER
Well boys, your Dad left some pretty specific instructions for yall here in this will.
The lawyer takes his glasses out and pushes them up on his nose.
LAWYER
To one of my sons Randall or Derrick, I leave my entire estates. This includes: the double wide trailer, all its contents inside, the one and a half acres the trailer sits on, my eighty seven Cutlas, and my most prized possession, the Big Rig 18 Wheeler. There is one important condition to this will. That condition is that since my boys have never been able to share anything in there life, they would probably just sale off my prized possessions and split up the cash. Therefore I am going to give them a challenge. The one who travels the most miles in a two week stretch across the united states delivering needed supplies will inherit it all. My long time friend Jimmy Dale will be in charge of providing the vehicles and supplies for the trip he will also determine the winner.
The lawyer looks up from the paper at the two brothers. He then glances back to the will.

LAWYER
Basically I want to see my two sons to get off their asses and do something good for other people and stop thinking about themselves for once. This contest starts the day after hearing my will. Good luck boys and may the road be your wisdom.
RANDALL
Well, shit. You hear that Derrick guess Dad thought we’re lazy.

Randall is a tall chunky unshaven man in his forties. Derrick looks at his brother who is much smaller but, dressed in the same white trash fashion.
DERRICK
Well consider it all mine. What’s this Jimmy Dale’s contact number.
LAWYER
You will both be getting a packet in the mail tomorrow morning. Your father was very specific in his instructions. He has this competition planned out to the T.
RANDALL
I don’t know were he gets off calling us lazy. Hell, I’ve been a door greater at Wally World part time now for the past five years. At least Im standing. Hell, all he did was sit on his ass and drive shit somewhere.
DERRICK
Yeah, for twenty years. Don’t talk about our father like that. Besides he got you that greater job.
RANDALL
I hate it. What the fuck do you care? He used to beat you anyways.
Derrick looks down and scratches his head speechless.
DERRICK
Dad could be a fucking asshole but, he meant well. Now he wants to test us. He wants to see how bad we want his stuff.
Randall moves to the door.
RANDALL
Well, if it all has to go to someone I guess it ought to go to me. I’m the oldest.
DERRICK
Bullshit! I took more beatings from him than you did so, I think it ought go to me.
Randall points at Derrick.
RANDALL
Screw you! You deserved those beatings. If you hadn't of been such a dumb ass you wouldn't have gotten smacked as much.
Derrick looks furious.
DERRICK
He used to smack me for eating too much meat loaf, drinking the last of the milk, or one for holding one of his donuts too long.
RANDALL
Cause your a fat ass.
The two begin to slap at each other. The lawyer presses play on a vcr.
MR SPIT (V.O.)
Knock it off you shit heads and pay attention.
DERRICK
Dad?
Derrick and Randall’s father is addressing his two sons from the hospital bed.

MR SPIT
Your two lazy bums that I’ve supported my whole life and not once have I seen the two of you do anything good for anyone other than yourselves. Hell! I’m dying in the hospital and I’m still waiting on that coffee the two of you were supposed to bring me five hours ago.
RANDALL
We had to brew it.
MR SPIT
Your whole life I have been sending you checks. My hard earned Money to support your habits and god knows what else. Now what do I have to show for it?
DERRICK
Two sons that love you.
Mr SPIT
Don’t you say two sons that love you. I know you just love money. You two boys are too selfish to love anyone other than yourselves. The sad thing is you two are just up the street somewhere at a bar getting drunk on my money. While I’m dying in this hospital.
RANDALL
What night did he film this.

MR SPIT
I have supported you this long because, I felt bad for beating the shit out of you when yall were younger. But, now your spoiled brats not men. I failed to raise you right in life so hopefully through my death you will learn to stand tall.
DERRICK
That was his favorite movie.
MR SPIT
That’s why I want you boys to compete for my last dime. I want to know if you two knuckle heads can find a home for over a million toys and canned foods. Jimmy Dale and I have been gathering for the past year over a million canned goods. That food needs to go to the starving family’s that deserve it. If at anytime during this contest you break the rules or do something other than what Jimmy Dale tells you than he gets it all. Now he’d rather see it go to one of my sons. The one that works the hardest for his fathers treasures. Now go to bed because this shit starts tomorrow.
The screen goes to black.
LAWYER
Well, there you have it guys that was your dad god rest his soul.
MR SPIT
And one more thing. Don’t be afraid to live before you die. Sometimes I wish I had just left your mother and taken some acid on a beach with some mexican prostitute. Guess there’s always heaven.
Mr. Spit smiles and fades into a picture of angles sitting on clouds.
RANDALL
Well I don’t know about you Derrick but, if dad thought we were two losers maybe we were.
Randall stands up.
RANDALL
If this is what he wants as his final wish I aim to let him down.
DERRICK
You aim not to let him down.
RANDALL
First thing I’m going to do is win this thing. I’m going to win this damn contest and you mark my words. Your fancy ass degree from that computer school don’t mean shit now. Cause, we driving now brother. You know I’ve been on the road longer than you. Don’t forget who Dad taught how to drive first.
DERRICK
Just cause your a year older than me don’t mean a god damn thing. I can run a rig better than you. I’m going to prove it and win that inheritance. Randall you aint shit and you never been shit. At least I have kids. A woman would’n fuck you if you were the last man on earth and she was the last woman alive and she was about to die.
RANDALL
First off you may have accomplished more in your life and women admire and respect you but, that doesn't mean nothing now. When I win Dad’s stuff I’m moving down to Mexico. There I’m going to buy a whore from an abusive pimp and show her what true love is. We will have a small family and live on the beach somewhere. I see it in my head clear as day!
Randall moves around the Lawyers office with built up rage.

DERRICK
Now As far as the competition goes, we going to see don’t you worry about that. If this thing starts tomorrow you can bet I’m going to be up there at Jimmy Dale’s seeing what the damn deal is.
RANDALL
You can expect a challenge.
DERRICK
You know what I’m kinda glad dad did this. It’s going to give me a chance to finally prove to him who’s the better son.
RANDALL
Well I hope you get some rest fucker cuase it’s on now.
DERRICK
Shits been on Randall.
Randall walks out the door.
DERRICK
It’s been on our entire lives.
Derrick looks at the Lawyer who is eating a sandwich.
LAWYER
You boys have some serious issues with your father. I know a great therapist that might be able to help.
DERRICK
I don’t know what it is my father has planned but, I’m going to win. That’s what I always do.
EXT. DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER- DAY
Text: Twenty years ago.
Two boys, Randall and Derrick, play football in the front yard with their father.
DERRICK
Touchdown!
Randall screams in agony as Derrick dances his father runs up to hi five him.
DERRICK
You just can’t run as fast as me. I’m seven touch downs ahead of you Randall just forget it. This games in the bag.
RANDALL
No!
Randall hits himself on the head extremely hard seven times.
MR SPIT
Your just killing your brain cells boy you need those.
RANDALL
I don’t care I’m a dumbass anyways. I’m tired of losing.
DERRICK
Why your getting so good at it.
Derrick dances around his brother.
MR SPIT
Alright boys lets take a break.
INT. DOUBLEWIDE TRAILER- DAY
The two brothers are sitting in the trailer living room. Their father comes in and turns off the tv.
DERRICK
Dad come on.
MR SPIT
What did you just say to me.
Derrick looks at the floor terrified as his father eyes him.



I’ve had enough of those fucking cartoons. The news is about to come on.
The boys start to walk out of the room sulking.
MR SPIT
Get back here. I want yall to play a game.
Their father holds up a jalapeƱo.
MR SPIT
Whoever can eat a whole one of these and go the longest without water is the toughest and deserves the most respect.
The boys walk towards the Jalepeno.
MR SPIT
Oh it’s its hot. This is how you prove your a man. Remember boys if you think it aint hot hard enough you can make it true.
The boys are writhing in agony as their father laughs hysterically.
MR SPIT
You did’nt think it would be that hot did ya.
DERRICK
Water!
MR SPIT
What you want your brother to beat you.
Randall’s got his hand in his mouth.
MR SPIT
Randall get your hand out of your mouth. Your trying to cheat and drink your sweat.
Randall runs to the kitchen sink and dips his head under the faucet. He starts to drink the water. Derrick follows him.
MR SPIT
You two are the biggest pussies. Sometimes you make ashamed. It’s like I have two girls.
INT. DERRICK’S ROOM- MORNING
A long loud horn wakes Derrick up in his bed. He opens the front door and Parked in the drive way is a large eighteen wheeler.
JIMMY DALE
Wake your ass up
Jimmy Dale, and older man wearing wranglers and boots, jumps down from the truck and pulls up his pants.
DERRICK’S DRIVEWAY- MORNING
DERRICK
My neighbors can’t get out.
JIMMY DALE
What?
Jimmy Dale puts his hand around his ear as if he can’t hear.
DERRICK
Your blocking in my neighbrs.
JIMMY DALE
Fuck them.
DERRICK
I’m sorry what?
JIMMY DALE
Your father just died and our worried about some fucking neighbors. You know our dad was so ashamed of you boys that he wanted to give me everything but, I said it just wouldn't be right not to at least give you two a chance to do some good. Now listen I’m going to tell your brother here in the next half hour. I expect to see both of yall at my transport dock ready to rig up by noon.
NEIGHBOR
Hey! Your Parked on my lawn!
Jimmy Dale just ignores her and continues talking to Derrick.
JIMMY DALE
Your father’s stuff was worth well over a million dollars. He has alot of antiques plus the rig alone has custom mods all over it. It’s the best damn rig I’ve ever seen.
The neighbor approaches Jimmy Dale.
NEIGHBOR
Who do you think you are sir?
Jimmy Dale whips around and punches the woman in the nose knock here out in one punch.
JIMMY DALE
I’m Jimmy Dale bitch and nobody runs up on me like that with a knife in their hands.
Derrick is on his knees checking his neighbors pulse.
DERRICK
She did’nt even have a knife Jimmy.
JIMMY DALE
It’s Jimmy Dale mother fucker don’t forget the Dale.
He whips out a knife from his pocket and puts it in the woman’s hand.
DERRICK
What the fuck did you just do?
JIMMY DALE
First rule of truck driver school always carry a knife. Or, have you forgotten your training?
DERRICK
I remember truck driving school put nobody is going to believe this. She still has a pulse and if she does’nt wake up in the next hour here husband comes home from his night shift and he will see her laying here. Man you did’nt have to do this Jimmy Dale.
JIMMY DALE
Relax you just worry about the competition I’ll have this bitch.
Jimmy Dale picks up the neighbor and starts to drag her to his truck.
DERRICK
Are you going to take her to the hospital.
JIMMY DALE
Right after I take her to the woods and burry her.
DERRICK
Please don’t do that.
JIMMY DALE
Well you said it yourself. No one would belive me.
DERRICK
Thats not true Jimmy Dale they would you just need to cut yourself to make it more believable.
JIMMY DALE
I’m not cutting myself but, your right. I need to make it look like there was a struggle.
He picks her up and begins to act as if she is attacking him. He makes her limp hand slowly start to poke him with the knife then drops her body back down.
JIMMY DALE
You just don’t be late.
Jimmy dale hops back in his truck and drives off knocking down some mailboxes in the road..










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