Wednesday, February 10, 2010

meat neck

What you are about to see is Rated R for restricted.
TEXT: This song should be played at high volume.
Hell’s Bell’s plays. Video diary. Clay Jackson, an official meat neck is wearing cut off shorts and a tight KGB shirt. He steps up to a bench press.
CLAY JACKSON
Beef baby.
A Santa display is behind him. He flexes his traps to make his neck look bigger. With an intense glare Clay stares into the camera. His hair is spiked and he is wearing safety glasses. Clay slaps his face and shoots nose spray up his nostrils.
CLAY JACKSON
315 no spot.
Clay begins to push up on the weight and lets out a shout after finishing the lift.
CLAY JACKSON
My name’s Clay Jackson and I’m a meat neck! I used to fight in the UFC before I got kicked out. For stomping on a man’s throat.
A bell dings and Clay Swings his nuts as he stomps his foot.
CLAY JACKSON (V.O.)
I’m a fucking meat neck.
A link to meet neck Forum pops up.
TEXT: What is a MEATNECK?
CLAY JACKSON
A Meat Neck is somebody with a big neck and not afraid to tell Hillary Clinton to go fuck herself. A meat neck is that guy that walks into the bar and has every girl jockin his nuts and looking at his neck.
Clay Swings his nuts.
CLAY JACKSON
Somebody who has balls the size of oranges in wool socks on a belt around my waist.
Then I swing the oranges.
CLAY JACKSON
Don’t lie you know you wish you were a meatneck. What’s it takes to be a meatneck?
Clay from across the room shouts.
CLAY JACKSON
Show em!
A picture of Clay Jackson pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Clay Jackson meatneck.
A picture of Sylvester Stallone pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Stallone meathead.
A picture of Randy Savage pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Randy Savage meatneck.
A picture of Gustov from beauty and the beast pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Gustov meathead.
A picture of John Pope pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
My boy John Pope meatneck.
TEXT: People who are not MEATNECKS.
A picture of a skinny wimp pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
This guy’s clearly not a meatneck.
A picture of Moby pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Nope.
A picture of Dalton pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Closer.
A picture of Dolph Lungren pops up.
CLAY JACKSON
Meatneck!
TEXT: Facebook link
RIGHT GUARD
In slow motion a man takes out a can of right guard RGX body spray. He then proceeds to spray it on for thiry seconds. When the can is empty he stands there takes a deep breath rolls his shoulders and begins to walk away down a hill and towards the sun set and gets lost in a graveyard.
TEXT: RGX BODY SPRAY by RIGHT GUARD
Director notes- sounds are to be constructed by scratch and separate from shot audio.

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