Monday, December 27, 2010

Driver



EXT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Pual (21 years old) - a bodybuilder sized door man.
PAUL
So they wanted the girls to fart in their face? That’s sick.
MURPHY
Only a fucking wet back. I remember when I was young cops arrested a couple of greasy spiks in the park for sniffing old ladies bicycle seats. They get off on that shit its like a drug to them. That’s why they put bans and jalapeños in all there shit.
Murphy (46 years old) - man with a cist on his face and a lazy eye.
PAUL
Sometimes I think this is the trashiest strip club in Dallas.
MURPHY
It is. Them Mexicans said they’d be back they were coming back to kill me.
Murphy Laughs.
MURPHY
That’s why I keep a 44 mag in my glove box.
The club’s front door is thrown open.
AUSTRSALIAN 1
Yeah fuck you man you girl owes me sixty dollars.
BOUNCER
You gave her the money she said she you dance. Whatever you lost consider it her tip for puting up with you drunk ass now you kicked out go home please
AUSTRSALIAN 1
You know what fuck you
He turns to walk away and turns back around with a sucker punch.
PAUL
Shit
Pual jumps to put the austrailian in a head lock.
BOUNCER
Mother Fucker!
Bouncer stumbles and sprays mace on the Australian.
PAUL
I can’t see.
BOUNCER
Don’t let go yet the cops are on the way. For god’s sake Murphy put the gun away the cops are coming.
MURPHY
Where did that other Aussi go.
The police show up.
POLICE OFFICER
You can let go of him now son.
POLICE OFFICER
I bet your grip could pop his head like a pimple.
INT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Music booms as pulls walks straight to the back.
INT. BABY DOLLS MEN’S REST ROOM- NIGHT
Paul is splashing his face with cold water.
PAUL
Fuck!
A Stefani, a stripper, walks in.
STEFANI
Are you alright.
She walks up to him.
PAUL
I’m fine.
STEFANI
Make the water luke warm trust me it will help.
PUAL
Are my eyes red.
Stops washing and looks at her.
STEFANI
Your face is too.
PAUL
This job ain’t for me. I’ve been here for two months and I’ve seen the trashiest people in Dallas.
She looks down.
PUAL
Sorry I’m not talking about you. I know your just trying to pay the bills.
She starts to cry.
STEFANI
No your right I am trash and if it was’nt for me you wouldn't have gotten maced.
PAUL
It’s not your fault.
STEFANI
The guy gave me sixty dollars but he kept wanting to put his fingers in me. I had him kicked out.
She hugs him.
STEFANI
I’m sorry.
PUAL
There has got to be a better way to pay for college than this.
STEFANI
Don’t quit. Your the only thing I like about this place.
Another striper stumbles in with another man.
INT. BABY DOLLS- NIGHT
Pual walks through the night club and out the door.
MURPHY
You alright? Pual?
PUAL
Yeah I’m heading home for the night.
MURPHY
What do you want me to tell nick?
PUAL
Tell him I quit.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- MORNING
Pual sits watching the television cans of beer at his feet.
CHANCE
Damn dude did you get any sleep.
Looks at Chance.
CHANCE
Damn dud your face is red.
PAUL
Let’s just say I quit the strip club job.
CHANCE
Good for you. I take it you where in some kind of scuffle.
PAUL
I got maced and kicked in the face for helping out another bouncer. It’s like those guys just start shit in the club then bring out for me to handle. It’s not worth minimum wage.
CHANCE
I think I may have a job for you.
PUAL
At this point I’m ready to serve someone cheese fries or wash a bumber.
CHANCE
You don’t want to go back to that. Making minimum wage your not going to like that.
PAUL
What job do you have in mind? Better yet is it legal.
CHANCE
Technically yeah.
PUAL
What do you mean technically?
CHANCE
I think you should meet this guy before I say anything else.
PUAL
His isn't another one of tose guys who gives you the credit card and tells you to buy shit.
CHANCE
No dude that was illegal as hell. This is sorta different. I’m not going to say anything more. You just have to meet Adar.
PAUL
Who’s Adar.
CHANCE
He’s the guy who got me the job. If you haven't noticed he’s the one who got me the job.
PUAL
You have a job now.
CHANCE
No more relying on loans. I get paid 500 a night. At least. That’s for like an hour of work at the most.
PAUL
Now I’m intrigued.
CHANCE
Alright I’ll tell you this... All you have to do is drive around a couple of cute girls from 10 to 4 in the morning. Sometimes the nights turn into mornings.
PAUL
Your shitting me. Your an escort driver.
Chance grins.
CHANCE
I’m just trying to help out a former teammate. This operation can put some real cash in your pockets.
PUAL
Now I’m thinking about it.
CHANCE
I’ll talk to Adar tonight and see if can get you in.
Chance tosses him a beer.
CHANCE
Relax. Your not going to have to drop out of school.
PUAL
You want a shot?
CHANCE
Of what?
PAUL
Does it matter.
CHANCE
I’m game.
PUAL
To quiting my job.. How will I survive this?
CHANCE
You’ll get another one. One that pays off.
Chance downs the shot and looks at his watch.
CHANCE
Well, I got class. I’ll see you this evening try and get some rest.
He walks out Pual falls down on the couch.
EXT. MUSTANG PRACTICE FEILD- DAY
Pual runs towards the sidelines.
COACH BENNETT
Pual come here I want to talk to you. Doc needs you to see him why don’t you run down to his office.
Pual takes off his helmet and runs out the stadium.
COACH BENNETT
It’s a damn shame his piss was’nt clean.
ASSISTANT COACH
He gained twenty pounds durning spring ball. I should have known.
INT. TRAINER’S FACILITY- DAY
Pual walks in and Doc the head trainer motions for him.
DOC
Hey Pual step in my office. Close the door and have a seat.
PAUL
WHat’s this about?
Doc scratches his head.
DOC
Pual your urine tested positive for anabolic steriods. We are going to have to suspend your scholarship and your permanintly kicked off the team.
PUAL
Your kidding me. I was fucking told to take them by the fucking coaches.
DOC
Would you like to file a repor of misconduct on the coaching staff.
Coach Sidney walks by Doc’s office.
PUAL
No! Fuck it nothing i say will change my situation here.
DOC
I’m sorry Pual but, you made the decision. Clean out your locker and don’t try to take any equipment including your jersey.
EXT. LOCKER FACILITY- DAY
Pual is walking out as the team runs in.
CHANCE
Yo! Pual!
He throws his hands up.
CHANCE
What.
Pual walks away.
INT. PUAL’S ROOM- DAY
Pual is on his phone.
PUAL
Yeah mom is Dad there? No everythings fine I just had something kind of important to tell you guys. Hey dad. No everything’s fine. How’s the team. Well, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. They kicked me off the team. It was for steroids.
The sound on the other line clicks off.
PAUL
Fuck.
Pual hangs up the phone.
INT. LOCKER FACILITY- DAY
COACH SIDNEY
Sometimes the weight gainers and supplements arent enough you need another boost.
Pual looks at his team mate and coach Sidney.
COACH SIDNEY
Your not scared of needles are you.
Series of needles run in and out flesh.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- NIGHT
Pual’s door bell rings and he wakes up on the couch.
PUAL
Hold up a minute.
He opens the door.
PUAL
Stephani hey.
STEFANI
I had a feeling you would miss your classes today.
STEFANI
Your face looks better.
PAUL
Thanks.
STEFANI
Have any plans tonight?
PUAL
I’m feeling a little hung over.
STEFANI
You know there is only one way to cure a hang over.
PUAL
Chinese take out and a movie.
STEFANI
I was going to say hair of the dog that bit you.
INT. NIGHT CLUB- NIGHT
Stefani leads Pual in the club.
STEFANI
Here take this use it to buy drinks.
She hands him a roll of bills.
STEFANI
I’s the least I could do after getting you pepper sprayed.
PAUL
Alright lets take some shots.
The two are slamming back shots.
COACH SIDNEY
Look what we have here. Pual Hey buddy.
STEFANI
Pual who’s that? Those guys are pointing at you.
PAUL
It’s an old coach.
Coach Sidney and a couple of players walk up to Pual.
COACH SIDNEY
Pual. How have you been?
PUAL
Without a job and scholarship but ofcuourse you already know all about that.
COACH SIDNEY
Listen I wanted to tell you that I know your still good on that four hundred you still owe me for the anavar and the valuims I told you could keep.
The coach moves towards Stefani.
COACH SIDNEY
Don’t forget to tell your folks I said hi. Hey baby Don’t let his razor fool you. He shaved his head cuz the juice made his hair fall out.
Pual Sends a knock out punch to Sidneys face.
PLAYER
You just fucked up.
About four players jump on Pual punching him.
PUAL
Tell them to get off me!
He has a player in a head lock.
PLAYER
Get off him!
They crawl away from Pual.
PUAL
Close my tab out. I’ll call you later.
Stefani walks up to the bar.
STEFANI
I’d like to close my tab.
BARTENDER
What’s the name?
STEFANI
Pual Townsend.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- NIGHT
Chance and two other guys are playing video games.
PUAL
Sup.
Pual head straight to the bathroom.
CHANCE
Whoa, what the fuck happened to you man.
Pual bleeding at the nose.
PUAL
I got jumped by Coach Sidney.
CHANCE
Coach jumped you?
PUAL
Yeah, with about three or four other line backers.
JASON
Holy shit man take a bong rip.
Jason (twenty two years old) - hands Pual a bong.
PUAL
Thanks.
Lights the bong.
JASON
I still have some of the pills.
PUAL
Yeah give me a couple of those.
CHANCE
They put a couple of knots on your noggin.
PUAL
You should see his face. About four or five of them jumped me. I made the one on the bottom squeal till his friends climbed off me.
CHANCE
Would you reconize these guys. You want to go back up there Ill bring my 45 and we’ll scare the shit out of those pussies.
PUAL
The place is swarming with cops now.
JASON
Your lucky you did’nt get a bottle to the head or a shank to the gut.
Stefani walks in the front door.
STEFANI
They tried to charge you for some broken lawn chairs.
PUAL
Fuck those assholes you got my card?
She hands him his card.
JASON
So did your man get his ass whooped?
STEFANI
He kicked their asses! Your getting laid tonight.
She kisses his face.
CHANCE
Hey you know that job I was telling you about. He wants to meet you tomarrow.
STEFANI
Your quitting the club? Where are going?
PUAL
It’s just some thing in advertising.
STEFANI
Advertising yay! That sounds cool. You needed to get out of that shit hole.
PUAL
Well, If I was getting tips like you it may be worth it.
She laughs.
STEFANI
Yeah well I have made shit the past couple of weeks that place is going down hill. Only cheap spicks and niggers hang there anymore.
CHANCE
Well Stefani maybe I can talk to my boss and get you an interview too.
STEFANI
You’d do that?
CHANCE
Yeah it no biggie.
Pual looks at Chance and shakes his head.
STEFANI
That would be so cool if we could work together.
PUAL
Alright guys well I’m going to bed.
CHANCE
Well get some rest we’ll talk more tomorrow.
INT. PUAL’S APARTMENT- MORNING
Stefani is under the sheets.
PUAL
Hand me that bottle of Valuim.
Pual has a ice pack on his head.
STEFANI
I’m about to head to the club and make my sixty dollars.
PUAL
Alright bye babe.
She throws a shirt on over her g string.
STEFANI
Good luck on your advertising interview.
PUAL
Thanks babe.
Stefani walks the apartment.
CHANCE.
Well good morning killer. You get some good hero sex last night?
PAUL
Yeah it was nice.
CHANCE
I would have paid to see that fight. It sure impressed the hell out of stefani she was ready to rape youu when she ame over her last night.
PUAL
Why did you tell her about the job?
CHANCE
Hey, Relax. She’s already a stripper. Being an escort would be a major promotion for her. Especially considering she’s still dancin at that fucking barn you worked at.
PAUL
I just don’t want to tell her.
CHANCE
So your going to tell her your working nights for a advertising company.
PAUL
Yeah either way I did’nt want to tell her yet.
CHANCE
Enough said I won’t mention it again.















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