Sunday, March 4, 2012

killing the devils escort Novel to script

Killing the Devil’s Escort

Preface: Death penalty

It was an overpriced piece of “Modern Shit,” and the latest substantial gift from SWMU boosters somberly praying to acquiesce. Desperate to hear that once familiar soothing victory chant, Stallions are the champs, replaying in their mind, Alumni ardently attempted to cast monetary clout with a brand spanking new investment of point keeping, as one player puts it, “The most kick ass scoreboard ever,” on the Stallions’ in zone. This Booster Club raised enough funds to feed Africa but, somehow only managed to conjure a state of the art 1992 scoreboard.

No wins in seven years would make a once spend happy dominant collegiate football team sink so desperately low that money boosters would result to brazen spending in order to gain respect. Have it flaunt it, right? Forgive me. I am not a good narrator. A little back story is due hear so, let me elaborate.

SWMU, South Western Masonic University, became the first and only recipient of the Collegiate Athletic Associations’ death penalty. The defining rule passed down by a committee made South Western Masonic University’s football team ineligible for competition. SWMU football was banned from any form of competition in the league for four years and on probation two years after that. The football team would be part of a board imposed probation resulting in the loss of fifty five scholarship positions over the course of four years.

The Death Penalty was initially and swiftly dealt out as a way to show what would happen to repeat violators. They get the literal bureaucratic homicide. The NCAA condemned this, “Ivy of the South,” with their harshest blow. The board felt SWMU extensively shattered every rule to sway top ranked graduating high school seniors into their sports program. Recruiting rumors jumped across campuses until amazingly cultivated tales of white nose numbing devil powder and big city strippers clashed with the moralizing 1980’s suburban homestead. Nothing was exonerated in the potentially worst display of disgusting money sucking power hungry Institutional cowboys. Clinging to retain some glimpse of a legacy relying on attempted signing of major college athletes. This whole thing means you’re worth something. The players were worth major bread and it’s the first time they knew exactly how much.

Stallion players participated in cultish orgies suspended from thousand dollar drug tabs. Extravagant X-rated stories broke like fine china against ears of these prenatal NFL stars. Free exotic cars and all expense paid trips to Gentlemen Clubs given out to “Blue Chips,” the eighteen year old boy men. Poor guys had the look of yearning for independence and big city lights with a woman that might be. Quickly a man has to learn how to expect people willing to give anything for a win. There is no plea-bargaining in winning just a vending machine dumping out for your exemplarity talent. High school seniors suddenly realize it’s on. And they better start earning your accepted manhood.

Four years prior to the obnoxious constructing of team facilities that left teachers asking, “Where is the school?” Every building was dwarfed compared to the massive stadium taking up every inch of its freshly demolished cod trade of space. There was a barrage of complaints to the NCAA followed by a handful of anonymous tips. The best part is SWMU recruiting coaches’ offices that leaked budgets too big for the Colleges football team’s entire yearly allowance spent on one player. It was true, all of it was true. The rumors made up were not audaciously fabricated what so ever. The “We are God” Boosters spent more than a quarter of a million dollars on dumb, full of cum, eighteen year old star high school football players.

News paper documents spread extensively until testimonies of former players ratting out coaches and coaches ratting out their superiors bled through sports media. The only thing that had to be done was a revamping of the entire Football Coaching staff. That is almost all of them. Ninety nine point nine percent of them, with the exception of Doc, the teams’ veteran sports therapist.

Recruits were forced to get up in front of their parents and point out strip club bouncers as eye witnesses to carnal delights they deviated from explaining on every previous instance. Parents and players sat in the witness stand spilling beans and absolutely admitting every ounce of evidence in an attempt to save their jobs and reputations. The standing evidence states that SWMU boosters and recruiting coaches went above and beyond great lengths in to try and accommodate every star player’s financial needs to the ninth degree. These Naive men found that their signature brought physical pleasures and financial stability for life. That alone is enough to tempt any debating senior to joining the Stallion team.

When a team goes undefeated for a few years straight people become dying to know what makes up that winning machine. What’s their secret? Money, that’s it so simple how it is everything and anything. After numerous testimonies allegations washed out to be true. It was the evil eighties and, as for the devil, I’ll sit back and omnisciently ponder how his nose got so red.

Effects of Testosterone: Chapter 1- Urine Sample

Conquered three hundred pound men bumble pass their coaches with noodle legs barely keeping them steady. Soaking wet players are doing everything possible to take in the horizon’s left over fumes. This particular day was the hottest august afternoon the city has on record. Exhausted, the players look up at a hypnotizing cocktail of revelry staring Verdun, the miniature pony and teams’ official gimpy excuse for a mascot plays out above the Stallion end zone.

The touchdown montage ends with the explosion of an atomic spheroid hog bladder. One hundred and eight degrees slides by on the LED as the expanding horizon squelches and radiates into a mirage of fumes rippling under the brutal sun. Stallion football players heave oxygen keeping them from passing out on the turf field. The sun left colors glistening and vibrating in the surrounding air. The young and willful men pause before whistle chirp sucking and sipping in a cool gust that blows by.

The new arena was surrounded by metal stands that could house about one hundred thousand violently drunk fans. The Stadium was closed at this time of day. Partially to protect the teams’ line up of offensive plays but also to protect the drunk Greek clubs from showing up at practice and distracting the players from opposing teams scouts no one would be caught dead perched in those radiantly glowing perfectly empty stands. The temperature is high enough to set a person’s wranglers on fire and fry any bare skin coming in contact with those steel chairs to a shriveled pork rind.

The team’s mascot, a white Stallion, was painted on a score board acquired through the school’s most prevalent donor. Somehow, a mustang on the score board looks more like a retarded miniature Pony then the majestic wild horse it’s meant to portray. The Ponies have the worst record in the league for the past three years and one could draw the conclusion a less then authentic cartoony horse has something to do with it.

Paul has the body of a grown man with the brain of an adolescent, looks at the digital thermometer looming scoreboard. It reads one hundred and forty degrees Fahrenheit. Whistles belt out short loud chirps. The coach growls out an order, “Alright, stop for a fifteen second break!” Paul puts his hands over his head and slowly controls a deep breath. His body is grotesquely muscular and his head is shaved cleanly bald. Players struggle to encourage other teammates hunched down huffing and puffing. Paul “come on get up let’s go guys! Two more then we’re done!” Short, rigid and hairy Coach Benet blows his whistle. “Sprint you pussies!” Spit flies out his mouth as he biting down on the whistle and speaking simultaneously, “Move your asses or everyone is getting two more laps.” Benet’s face glows bright red and blood vessels swell on his throat. “I want to see you winning this year.”

Players drag their feet and attempt to stay focused as heat waves ripple off the stadium like a hot cup of Joe. “Oh, yea baby I’m cold! Burrr!” Sidney shivers then transforms into a wild dog. “Ruff, Sidney snarls and barks at the teams’ slowest and chubbiest tackle. A Former Cowboy’s linebacker and it’s easy to see he’s the biggest man on the field. He’s got weird style but wears it well. A tall afro connected to the back by a small rat tail braided and sticking out like a post above three separate sized shiny necklaces that match his gold ear rings. He claps his hands chest muscles bounce and stretch the pink tank top with black tiger paws on it. “Push it! Let’s go!” Sidney runs up to the fattest lineman and slaps the linemen’s slow plump sweaty ass. The whistle gives out one long last chirp. “Alright good job, get in here.”

The team runs to circle up on head coach Benet . “Take a knee.” They snap off helmets then shoulder pads and Benet twirls a whistle around his pointer finger. He brushes down a Yosemite Sam mustache then rests his chin thinking as a copper bracelet slides down his arm. The sweat and skin alchemized a visible green stain around his wrist. “All the losers and tit suckers get off my fucking field. “ The team struggles to catch wind. He points up to the thermometer. “I know it’s hot, you can take it, right?” The team responds with a massive “yes sir.” He takes off his ten gallon straw hat. “If you can’t’, go play tennis or soccer because this is a man’s sport.” Sweat drips in his eye and he doesn’t blink. “If you want to play for me, you better bust your ass!” He spits the wipes down his mustache. “Don’t cramp up. I’m tired of players having to get I.V.’s.” Paul squirts cold water on his face. “Get hydrated before practice. Drink a Gatorade right when you wake up a lot of you boys are looking pretty fatigued you knew it was going to be hot so suck it up.” He looks over at Coach Sidney who is shuffling through his fanny pack. “Coach Sidney, anything to add?” Coach Sidney steps forward cracks open a quick whiff of ammonia meant to give power lifters a head rush before throwing weight in the air. Sidney snorts in the strong scented break stick then snarling he growls at the players around him. “I’m going to bench five hundred pounds twice then hit the showers, I got swamp ass.” The team laughs. “Alright, everybody up on me let’s get in here and get a loud as fucking break.” The players enclose on Benet shoving each other as the bounce around with pure testosterone. “Break it out three. One, two, three, the team joins in Mustangs!” As the players disperse Paul picks up his helmet and shoulder pads. “Paul, come here a minute I want to talk to you.” Paul runs to the sideline where his coach stands now accompanied by Sidney and three other assistant coaches.

Paul, “Yes sir?” The assistant coaches silently stare at him judging the “Boy-Man” from head to toe. Sidney looks at Benet. “Doc needs to see you.” Paul, ok, just give me a few minutes. I got to take a shower.” Benet sighs. “Why don’t you just go ahead and hustle straight to Doc’s.” Hesitantly Paul replies, “Sure.” As instantaneous as Paul turns and jogs to the exit assistant coaches snivel spitting out chew and relentlessly shooting fast glances back and forth. An assistant coach looks at Benet.” It’s a damn shame on that’s boy family, him Losing everything on account of stupidity. I’d be mad as hell at my boy if I was his Paw…” Another assistant coach spits out a slab of chewing tobacco. “Coming home with his tail tucked between his legs.” Benet, “Come on now guys, he’s going have to get a job pumping gas somewhere.” All the coaches’ share in an elongated laugh but, Sidney slows his chuckle sooner than the rest.

He enters Doc’ Junior’s office. Three football players walk in before a dainty metro sexual tennis player. Hey Doc can I get a shoulder rub I think it came loose twice today. Not now Don, just go ice it for now. Don trots to the whirlpool room towards the back of the complex. Paul opens the door after taking off his shoes then starts a slow walk in before being immediately greeted by Doc. Doc, Hey Paul let’s go into my office. Paul stops, looks around and notices everyone is fixated on his actions. Doc’s eyes shift avoiding everyone around to the point he is looking directly at the ground. Doc’s office door opens and a vacuumed sealed room suddenly exhales its’ hidden sixty seven degree room. Doc holds the door open for Paul disturbing the temperature in the training facility its enclosed in by glass walls. Doc’s office sits in a class a training and rehab center banked in like a fish tank.

The inside of Docs office is pristine. Like a commercial set for some cleaning agent. Certain books in his shelf glisten making it surreal and almost fake clean or just impeccably kept. It’s got a motif the seemingly suggests that a professional cleaner comes every hour on the hour and signs their name after having thoroughly sanitizing everything on spot. It had a verifying the comforting feeling one would come to naturally love, believe and feel safe in. Scholarly looking papers hang framed and certified on the wall behind Doc. (foot note 1)

The “Doc” takes in a deep breath, “Paul something came up in your urine. Son, do you know the damage that steroids do to the human condition?” Doc watches for Paul’s’ reaction. He breathes after Paul shows no sign of aggression. “chemicals found in your specimen have been linked to some serious side effects. I know you’re not a fool why did you do this?” Paul looks at the floor and picks at his cuticles. Paul, “I wanted to play I wanted my leg to heal faster ah I don’t know.” His chin quiver and the large body looks shaking and scared. “Paul, these drugs can take their toll mentally physically and emotionally.” Paul thought about each needle that went through his skin and began to swallow down the painful thoughts. He then thought of the monster that gave him nightmares as a kid. A tall green faced freak of an old man would hardly scare him yet then, as a child, the sight of the man a horror movie his father had stashed in the closet terrified the living daylights out of Paul. “Funny” Paul thought to himself how his fears have transformed dramatically over the past ten years. He imagined his body turning green and mutating freakishly with each word leaving Doc’s thin pink lips. “Your gains were not real Paul. You understand that using illegal steroids is cheating right?” Paul looks up for the first time since entering Doc’s office. “You cheated and for that we are going to have to kick you off the team. Your scholarship has been suspended until further review. I’m going to be honest with you since this school got the death penalty it rarely makes exceptions to any of the NCAA’s guidelines, let alone those pertaining to urine analysis.” Paul fidgets and returns to his finger nails that were already chewed to the nub. “I’m sure you know what was in your system but, in case you didn’t here is a copy of the test results and here is your letter from the Board. Your levels of testosterone were exceedingly high.” Paul’s head hangs in his hands. They found traces of four types of anabolic steroids along with a high level of winstrol the same drug they shoot in racehorses before they went to the track. What were you thinking? Still his thought leapt back to a time more distracting. The picture of his parents came to life in his mind. They began looking at him with discontent and judging him as he carried his belonging back into his childhood home. Finally he breaks silence. “Paul, does this mean I’m getting kicked off the team?” His eyes look right up at Doc’s. You think I didn’t know what I was doing well your right I feel stupid now. I wish I hadn’t done them. Hell I quit taking them before the season started that should count for something. Well they are still in your system Paul. I’m sorry really sorry You don’t understand Paul starts to cry You can’t take my scholarship away. Now Paul this doesn’t mean you are getting kick out of school this just mean you can’t participate with the team

Paul suddenly has a flash back his entire athletic career. He laughed as it topples in his mind. “Is something funny doc inquired?” It was funny because to him all the memories clung to one another wrapped in sweat and sacrifice. He thought them he would be known as a cheater and an outcast. There is nothing funny about your situation doc repeated. It’s funny yeah its funny. Funny isn’t it? “A coach gave me those steroids. Paul looks past doc and at Sidney who was helping a female tennis player of the examining table and across the white linoleum floor. He picks up his shoe. “Paul, are saying a coach provided you these steroids. If you want to give me a name the board might look at that in your favor.” Sidney peers at Paul from the outside room and shakes his head a stern fashion. Do you want to give me a name Paul? Paul looks back at Doc. Nothing I say will change situation here. We could fill out a form of misconduct. They might side with giving you back your scholarship. Just give me a name. Doc pleads with Paul as Sidney Paced by the office. Why’d you do it son. Paul, I wanted start, be a player part of the team not somebody riding the pine. Doc, I’m going to recommend you to a Psychiatrist I know. I’m sorry Paul but you made the decision maybe if you bring out some names the board will give your scholarship another review. Until you provide a viable explanation your off the team. Doc shuffles uneasily afraid of Paul’s response and uncertain of his own next move. He finally pulls out a card and slides it across the table to Paul. His name is Doctor Shoelburger he’s a good friend and you can tell him anything in complete confidence. I’ve cried over his shoulder before. Doc Pauses and adjusts his chair. This was over my former wife of course. Always get prenuptial son. You’re saving money in the long run trust me you don’t want to pay for a trophy wife.

(Trophy wife- foot note)A trophy wife as defined is always disputed. Some say blonde with particular height and weight requirements. Typically the name is defined under American History. Only this term could be used as a byproduct of the United Nations. What Doc refers to is, something a older more established man acquires as a pretext or sometimes carrying after the Purchase of an expensive automobile. A trophy wife is often referred to as a bi product of a man’s mid life crisis. Many odd facsimiles follow that loss of hair and testosterone now prematurely awarded to Paul. At this point he thought I’d do everything to escape these depressive thoughts of horrifically brutal stupidity. Still he contained an aura of light soft and evoking a smile. Trained like a pup to look at pretty things and appreciate beauty without taking into account the roses many thorns hid in those tangle of weeds.

“If there is a…” Doc pauses, “some random person a coach perhaps that supplies steroids here it’s going to be your word against his.” It would help if you had as many people as you can that could attest to your character and upbringing. You know like former coaches, relatives, teach and even preach if that should apply. You need people you know at this juncture in your life son. Take the card and contact this man. You have to go now son, get your belonging and don’t try to keep a helmet. Paul stands and looks down on Doc for the first time in the entire conversation. I don’t want your fucking helmet even though I feel I have already earned it. Don’t let the steroids go to your head son. “I’m not your son don’t you want this card. He’s probably your last chance. Paul, “keep it.” The word son condescendingly rung in the back of Paul’s’ ear like banging drums he felt that the sound did quite settle with his building animosity towards authority.

Paul walks out of Doc’s office wanting badly to break anything in his path to destroy his feeling of lost hope. His shoulder bumps into Sidney rounding the corner. Hey what’s good brother. Hey fuck you. I hope you didn’t try and spread any lies. You said it would be out of my system. lets not talk about this here. Why not you said that you could guarantee I would play. Now I’m kicked off the team. You got results if it wasn’t for me coaches wouldn’t even remember your name. Little pip squeak bitch! I made you a man. You was nothing a nobody, just a number on the sideline. Now I’m not even a number You owe me. If you’re thinking about saying my name Paul, screw you. Get off your pitty pot. You fucking baby. I didn’t make you do anything. You fed the shit to me like candy. You knew what you were doing you’re a man. Start acting like it.” Sidney replies obnoxiously smirking. Paul swings at Sidney missing his face and slamming his fist into the wall behind him. Sidney grabs Paul by the throat and holds him still with a massive grip. Keep my name out your mouth bitch or I’ll make you regret it.’ His eyes were red with fury Paul turns around and walks away from Sidney. Sidney puts his hand to his mouth; don’t forget you still owe me four hundred dollars. Sidney grins satisfied as Paul leaves the locker room. Paul then turns around. You know what fuck you screwed me im not paying you back. Oh yeah you going to pay. Sidney starts popping his knuckles. I’m going to take it out on your candy ass boy. Paul’s swings and Sidney ducks then counters knock Paul off his feet with a right hook that sounded like two flat boards of lumber slapped together. Paul takes the hit and somehow manages to pop back up after being nearly knocked unconscious. Paul blinks and that was the signal to his nose. He licks his lips and tastes blood.

The warm copper flavor immanently warns of danger and his face stun the knot across his nose turning it into a warped mushroom shape. Paul blinks and gathers his balance and as if that was the cue to turn on a spout his nose furiously drips blood. Paul’s blood splatters the floor with each giant maroon drop. Suddenly cogent and it enters the room. Paul Days Inn eyes watering you factor PC shade you told me to take them you said they would be out of my system in a month or minute is this true ball every benefits come all Paul don't do this here called you live your life to me and talk entrusted you from Sidney you wanted the spot and you knew what you did to Phoenix coach minute Cindy get out of this office get the fark out of here. Sidney Blairs shut up old man doing that coach and this ain't a team pocket and the school race you win you want to games in two years it's a waste of my time heads up the doors as the doors swing shut a Paul Pope think this is over I might get my little son about pitch coach minute picks up the phone coach minute get security and a woman, back in the stores and Paul U. John to Paul puts his hands on the said on my to do so have established it minimal that's not my problem sign you're the one who did the illegal drugs. You knew this would happen.

Throwing open the “Bo” facility doors hot august air rushed in blowing Paul’s hair back. The sun hit his face and his stomach turned he looked at the tall statue of Bo Walter shining as the largest human figure near the stadium’s entrance. The statue frowned at him but what the fuck did he care. Bo is living the high life off his alumni connections. Paul thought to himself maybe if he hadn’t of listened to Sidney his career as a mustang would not be over. He’s always done stupid shit like that he thought to himself over his lifetime how many times has he been a gullible bastard A weight was lifted off Paul’s shoulders and he stood tall after thinking that for once he would be able to sleep late in the morning. It was something he used to do before starting the 5 am workouts. "Who was he kidding? He didn’t love the sport and the more he thought about Bennett’s bright red face and sinister mustache the more he was ok with the thought of not being on the team.

What he knew he couldn’t do was tell his parents. He did not want to appear to them that anything was off. He knew he was going to have to tell them he was not on the team. The question that boggled him was how he would present the information to them in a fashion that would keep them on his side. He’s dead he thought. Deader than the losers that over night at the grocery store. Without his scholarship stipends he could no longer afford his home. Job, the word sparked synapses of corporate images. They drug test as well. Paul had experience working as a cook in high school and it was a hard way to earn a buck. He could smell the fryer cooking and see the c hungry faces in the back of his mind. Then he saw it clear as the Brass Bo statue. He saw it a fresh dollar. That’s what he needs he thought.

(Bo Waltz foot note)- Bo was the most athletic of three sons. He was born to a single parent home in Hill Park Texas. In set on the suburbs of Dallas and was known publicly to be the wealthiest community in Texas. Despite the fact that his father left the family when he was only three at such a young age Bo was an over achiever. First round second pick by the 1957 Cincinnati Bengals picked him. and playing so well he was accepted into the hall of fame. There is a saying that Bo waltz was as golden as golden gets. His knees can’t really say the same thing. He can barely walk and his buddy Jimmy Dale Frayne is dead. Paul thought at least he didn’t have to deal with the pains and ales the game takes on a man. Some say one year in the NFL can take off as many as five years off a young man’s life. Still he felt fucked and something about the whole deal smelt rotten to him. He felt he had been stabbed in the back when literally he had been.

(Doc’s Foot note) Doc makes up an entire lineage of trainers working in sports medicine. His father was a trainer for the Bears and his father before him a trainer for the Packers. They were all dapper men claiming wives as mere puppets to lead on straight coaches who have always hired them on their remarkably inviting personalities. Doc senior did not receive any special training nor did he go through any specific course to obtain his job. He simply gave Vince Lombardy a blow job. That brings up the question of whether mere circumstance played into a lineage of bisexual football coaches bread into the business by men that couldn’t face society’s rejection of their homosexuality. At least one could arrive at the conclusion that these coaches felt comfortable around a particular breed of men so much so they provided jobs of rank to them for three generations. Their names are Doc, Doc sr. and Doc. Jr..

Chapter 2 – How to play at 100 percent

Sidney’s apartment was something like a dude pad. Nothing in the apartment was his except for a print of a painting on the wall which Sidney went to great lengths to describe as art mainly as an excuse to remind his guest that was his. Yet he was in Sidney’s house and felt surrounded by a fortress of trust.

Sidney walks out of his restroom with a purple Igloo lunch kit. “Oh you know I got all the good shit in here son.” Sidney speaks with and authoritarian tone. As Sidney unzips his cooler lunch kit he begins to name off every drug he pulls from the igloo. Sidney: ”Valiums Deca, Durabol, Diamabol, Anovar, Test 250, and Test 500. Sidney pauses to separate the drugs he is giving to Paul. “Which, I don’t do this, it has too much alcohol in it. Where ever you hit it I did it and it made me sore as shit. Sidney sets the tiny bottles of high powered testosterone across from the rest of the pill sacks and bottles. He then continues to sift through his Igloo lunch box of illegal goodies. “Let’s see Winnie, HGH, took me a long time to get my hands on this, “I’m just waiting to take it.” Sidney rolls his shoulders back. “This shit here turns you into a god son. It gives you mutant blood.” Sidney starts laughing satanically and Paul smiles. He lays out all the drugs on a shot up 1980s bottle top living room table. The setting was amazing with a wide variety of different illegal substance sure to transform a skinny young man into a full blooded killing machine.

“Now I wouldn’t start with all these just yet. Sidney starts to stutter and for the first time looks unsure about what he just said. I mean you are going to want to stack them but you got to stack them rightboy” I see it is you got a broken leg so, you will be out about 6 to 7 months which is perfect for you to pyramid these muscle in hancers. When I was younger I used to pop the in my chest right before a heavy work out session on the corner around the corner from a liquior store I swigged that sweet juice right after I juiced up at the gym. Only had to do 6 set of 5000 on bench to get a good pump three times my weight that’s when twice every time a day I was i was rejoicing twice a day like that time I could couaght that cat fish at the pond with a turkey sandmich as bait that no tackle shop could ever sale cuas they don’t have lettuce tomatoe pickles mustard and mayo. He points out the different drugs on the table to get your strength back. All of these you you can do all these in seven month shit you should have seen what ive been on how do you think got these fucking guns. Protein shakes. Sidney flexes his biceps at Paul and veins bulge out as he holds up his arms. Do you think they will drug test me. Come on man this shit will be out your system in a month if you drink a lot of water and keep your body fat down you will be fine. Sidney pulls a piece of gum out of his pocket and starts to unwrap it. Want one. Sure Sidney tosses Paul a piece of Gum. Following up the silence is a loud pop. Sidney smacks his gum. How did you get all this? Paul looks down at Sidney’s’ collection of illegal substances. I took a trip down to Mexico with a few friends. I was a little nervous crossing the border. Nearly shit the burritos out my pants when they brought the dog to sniff out car but they never found the stash. Don’t remember much after that the valiums kicked in on the ride home. Sidney Chuckles as he takes a valium out the bag and examines the small blue pill. That was one hell of a trip in Mexico Paul they have the most beautiful women plus, they are dirt cheap.

I’ve had these for a while so I’ll give you a good price. You don’ have to pay me now for all of it just a few hundred by a year or under you have it all paid up I know your good for it. “Tell you what you know would be good for you start with 2 days a week pop a half a cc in each arme. Yeah Mondays right arm thurs do the other arm. Do a four week cycle of that by thefourth week stack a couple of these a dayyes I do my quiet apartment chaps my biceps and/or use a clean needle every time you do it pay check this out soon... Patricia and beside Paul revealed in the salt off 12gauge pump shotgun with a pistol grip handle this is not a big ride here to send the robbers straight to heaven or hell word to God only keep about three shows in this one but I got to M-16's and the regard 45s say for my bedroom will doesn't know what to say is his father's only between two riflemen Stephen Tomei crippled uncle as saying that his uncle's name engraved on the handle and was more for peace shooters that have military key kill weapon Sydney brought another level to Paul and the level of hard a new level of something that had never found hard soft needs Sidney seen some ship and taken advantage of as its financial investments it was Sinbad's bodyguard in the 80s also rented out to various other celebrities some bad Arsenio Hall equipped the bot equipped the celebrity bodyguard business when he was shot in a 5 x 35 around slowly went straight through his leg in the Mrs. bone and singer described as the worst payment is locking never once heard a management and baldness sickness nightmare .

Now you take a seven week cycle of this pin on the seventh week you need to stack it with peace tell you what go ahead and have all of these people don't worry about it I give it all to you for $1000 probably about $5000 worth of steroids Paul reaches into his pocket I have this $600 okay will give me that now and just only 401 of you get it no rush out of it is value in serving others prefer Sydney sort of feverishly repackaging all the drugs back into the igloo.

Hey well we need to get done with this deal before my wife gets home: it is a really needed all of these strokes Paul had to get the full package she had to get all the drugs and Sidney was given a share he got them every single thing until you load all you does go to the invisible thing that is detailing the you can have it as my gift to human ticket as well as products from Santos singing in the Arizona State is run a back rub and while there. Inner souls screamed as Paul Graham grab the igloo school lunch key at lead challenges in love.

He had been body building since thirteen and that fist adolescent pubic hair sprouted out the surface of his bare virgin skin. (foot note- Body building) I am behind you .

adams adaptation

Cancer patient on cl
Sophie after drug dealer run in
Gives weed to cancer patient
She was raped asa child
Thesuares .com synonyms. net
Qoute- Jakuv- I always wanted to by famous for my quotes just like mark twain
Notes fd8
notes on main character and plot- dick masterson type working as a bouncer at a popular new York night club he has built up disdain and hat for woman based on one relationship, the last and only one he had several years ago. He is writing poetry for a New York publisher and looking for women to degrade on craigslist when he meets Sammy.
Sub plot and foils- part time job with tmz meets zoey dechannel and she amazes him with the anti typical so he asks himself why murphy character from other screenplay type of a guy he must seem to her telepathy, ying yang paradigm, drugs, alex jones, the god, doors of perception, trust
Colors-blue tranquility-calm-disturbance- gold, greed- white, purity black, space purple, temptation pink, desire green, achievement red, desire, Yellow, Coward Crystal, Silence,
Semantic Key- Red, White and Blue
Karma King Rapper email name to x froze my sperm a long time ago that means Im colder than scott molder if his mom was making folgers sober with no toaster in some loafers asking for a tub after taking a bull dozer to her damn it I think it fucking WATER(theme) falled after she wrecked against the sentence of my everlasting freakers ball, its blantat im not giving no statement on why this ad for the siderbowl revolt against main streamer hacking entire super bowl add did not air
Jesuse stoning scene
Jonah in he whale
Quote to remember about Love- Jakuv Marlin- “She has my rib. God broke me apart and said you are not you anymore, you are with her.”

- “I was a highway man” -Willy Nelson
ADAM’S ADAPTATION
Deaths among pigeons in New York City have declined drastically this year. That’s either a sign that people are starting to like, let me correct myself, get along with these winged creatures that were once considered no more than diseased rodents or flying rats. Although the rats in the subway could grow to the size of a fat cats. Those are the kind of rats that will attack you if you show even the slightest amount of fear. I've seen grown men run sideways falling up concrete steps leading up from the G train platform with umbrellas swinging like a swords.
People who've lived long enough in the city have had the star encounter. When a non celebrity runs into a person or persons interest that frequently appear inside that trapped social stereotype called a television ninety percent of Americans watch every day. I’d like to meet the man who finds statistics on slightly domesticated birds that have intellects that we as a human race have not begun to scratch the surface of. Albino Homing Pigeons and regular gangster ass grey ones, would like to have me thank all cab drivers for not purposely running them over as well as Lucky Star Deli’s for left over bread. It seems lately pedestrians are knowing exactly when to slow down and step aside instead of on top of another creature. It'd be real hard trying to imagine having to off one of those poor bastards just so you could roast one over trash a can?
A drunken sloth filled slug of a man with thin clingy black pants and half tucked coffee stained white dress shirt held around his neck with a loose noose of a skinny black tie. Piece by piece he shoves a standard; turkey, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, sat, pepper, oil, vinegar, and two napkins deli roll. He unfolds the parchment paper and begins to devour the food by shoving it into his trap pushing out a couple of gruff white cheeks. Lesson number one, when deep behind enemy lines, don’t act suspicious. I was far from 40 acres and a mule, that was high priced realestate inhabitated primarily by rich hipsters whos
-0987parents own stocks and live of interest in conneticut. That’s not where our buddy lives. Nope, a thousand a month on rent was wy too much for a food runner and entrepreneurial screenplay writer. That means he did’nt get paid to write so he could’nt quit his day job. land and I’m in deep Bushwick Brooklyn next to a cemetery full of oppressed brown and black skin men who straight hate white boys like me. Our anti hero Stumbles out of Delancy subway stop then proceeds to fall over the curb and puke. “You’re going to get hit by a car,” He sends an empty whiskey bottle flying through the air. It lands directly beside a group of pigeons feasting on hamburger buns. A Pigeon feeding bum grabs the drunks shoulder, “hey watch out,” another homeless man frowns at the drunk then notices the man is carry a mobile phone. He dances out of the street and onto a parking meter. The drunk yells out “screw you.” He kicks a Pigeon. The Bum faces the drunk man don’t kick the pigeons you fucking animal.
Excrement lands on the fat doughy left shoulder of a pale hipster chick named sophie. It’s black and white with specks of sesame seeds. Sophie, an unbeknownst hipster, doesn’t notice but, yawns as she pulls her arm out under her breast and leans further back in a bus stop bench. She continues to snore.
The bird shit cracks in half on the bright pink skin. Drool slides down his arm and on the reclining pool chair holding him. Empty beer cans reflect early white beams breaking down the midnight’s left over blue. A still crawling sun hangs directly above Sophie tar covered Brooklyn roof top. Sophie Brown Malnaire, Her mother named her after her grandmother. Sophie never spoke to her grandmother. She only mumbled on the account that her grandmother died when she was four. Still Sophie grew to be a steward of faith tailored from generations. Her mother played the piano in a small Presbyterian church in the wilderness of Wisconsin. That was when she was young. Tranquil music plays on a boom box as the sounds of horns and engines lace under the tones. Sophie breathes heavily and climbs out the chair grabbing a beer can. She swiflty guzzles the last of it Sara looks at the Empire state building deep into the distance. Sara “I don’t know why they call it the big apple, much like I don’t know why they call New Orleans the big easy.”
INT. BROOKLYN APARTMENT- DAYAverage guy wakes up and hobbles into the kitchen then opens the freezer. He pulls out a bag of ice and begins to break it up with the handle of a knife.JACOB V.O.I wish I could say this is one of those great New York stories about struggling artist that gets his big break. Unfortunately the majority of this story will not even take place in New York.Takes the bag of ice into his room and lays down on his bed propping up his foot. He puts the bag of ice on his foot.JACOB V.O. (CONT’D)I don’t even think this is going to be a happy story. I don’t know it might. I’m just saying I don’t think it has alot of potential to be so you might want to stop listening now if I’ve already started to bore you.Gets up from his bed then room as he opens the apartment door he looks around before hobbling to a ladder leading up to a latched door to the roof.JACOB V.O.This is where lose you.He pulls himself up the ladder slowly then looks down at the long fall and imagines possibly slipping. He opens the door and crawls up to the roof.JACOBFinally I can stop talking in voice over.Walking to the edgeJACOB (CONT’D)Most people believe that they are capable of doing anything. The world is there oyster and mind an pearl.walks to the edge of the roof.JACOB (CONT’D)I’m not that sure of myself. This world seems more like a mad clam than an oyster. My mind right now can’t stop thinking about the ultimate doom that lies ahead.looks out at the New York skyline then down at the street.JACOB (CONT’D)I can imagine myself in the window of some sky scaper on black friday thinking I’m worth more dead than alive. Those guys did’nt care whether they lived or died they just knew everything of monetary value to them was gone. They had lost all their assets and that was enough to decide life was not worth living. I cant help but think just maybe they jumped becuase they could’nt bare the thought of not being able to support their family. JACOB (CONT’D)If I cared that much about money I’d already jump.backs away from the edge of the roof.JACOB (CONT’D)I’m too big of a pussy to ever kill myself. Being broke is just a fact of life for me. I’ve been in New York now for a year living paycheck to paycheck busting tables and bringing rich Italians their food before the gourmet microwaved plate cools off. I do that all for this.looks on at the skyline.JACOB (CONT’D)The city of New York. A place of dreams and the meca of our civilization. I came here to sale a screenplay. Now I’ll just settle for getting laid. The perfume women wear on the subway now is more erotic than ever. I keep my head down most of the time but every now and then a woman will sit beside me with some kind of dark rich scent that makes my stomach grown and I imagine getting to know her on some whisicle reason then letting everyone of my words caress her lusting thoughts. INT. JACOB’S ROOM- DAYOn his laptop looking at porn as his blanket moves up and down. JACOB V.O.Usually this is the part in the script where I start to grab your attention and reveal some of the plot. becomes relaxed and lays his head back.JACOBYeah we’ll get to that. First I have to masturbate to some internet porn. If I don’t do it I feel more alive and restless. The sweet release of a mans sperm is a brief moment in heaven. The orgasm is pure utopia but then the rest is like floating down a hill. Once you got to the top the journey wasnt worth the climb. I the view was enough to make a man sick to his stomach. Then you have to think about the factor that I have’nt tasted a woman in over seven years and the simple thought of falling in love right now seems so hard to. I’ve thought about paying a prostitute but, I would’nt be able to fuck her. Come to think of it I have spent too much money on every girl in return are bitter memories tucked in with a few fun times. just suffering and from a little bit of shell shock from her dose of medicine.INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTA can of Wintergreen Skoal Long cut sits on the table. JACOBSay boy you got a dip in there. After you just did a cannon ball. Are you trying to corner that wolverine.Adam unwraps a box of “Popeyes Chicken”.ADAMNo boy. This is a man’s can. Read the label... Wintergreen Skoal Long cut.Adam displays fried food.JACOBGod Damn boy you got some golden nugz right there.ADAMNow you going to dip and eat at the same time.JACOBI’m going to do that and cannon ball this another time because right no I’m a man. Plus I’m going to show you how to write a screenplay.ADAMOK now. You sound like ric flair.JACOBI got it. Real men stay up.Clip of Ric flair plays on Adam’s laptopADAMLet’s have one character be like that sort of dominant monkey.JACOBYeah we can make the one roommate who is all obsessed with conspiracy theoriesJACOB (CONT’D)Alright, excuse me it looks like you have upgraded from the longhorn.ADAMI think you should get you a pinch and be a man.JACOBYou can keep your brain washed kitty litter to yourself. I’ll stick to my Jesus. Jacob holds up his weed.ADAMWell now boy you have to let the little green men guide your thoughts. Let you know what’s wrong and right.JACOBI could picture someone taking out a magnifying glass and looking at a bowl of Crystals hanging off some Al Green.ADAMDude that’s perfect we will put that in the screenplay. Is there some way you could put like some special effects in where Green martians are dancing on the top of the neon green leaves.JACOBYeah dude there are editting programs that can do that. I will just youtube a video that shows you how.ADAMOk cuz that’s badass.Adam is laying down on the bed.JACOBBoy did you take that liper out already.ADAMI think that we should have these two bums say they collect trash. Let’s have those two guys get a slum one room apartment together.JACOBLike about two guys that are trying to write a screenplay. Yes the more they think about it the more the characters they are writing about actually start to control their ego. ADAMLike Heath Ledger in Batman.JACOBThey will embody the ones they write about. The thing is we could talk about how to write it all dayADAMThe writer becomes the story.JACOBSo it should start with two guys sitting at a laptop.Phone vibrates.JACOB (CONT’D)What? It’s fucking Boris. He wants to know if I’m in my room. It’s like he thinks we are married.ADAMBoy he misses you.ADAM (CONT’D)They are thinking of the begging of their screenplay.JACOBWhich we will just use the one we discussed about reversing the motifs and alluding to the plot to Odd coupleADAMI don’t remember us talking about that but yeah whatever I like that,.JACOBYeah trust me this will be like a revision of.ADAMDam boy this ranch is good.JACOBI was thinking about having my character in the script and yours both runners for Windows of the world. That restaurant that was on top of the trade towers. That was in 2001. ADAMBoy take a look here. Hello you remember this little guy don’t you?Adam pulls out his can of beer.ADAM (CONT’D)High gravity beer. It’s ten times cheaper and half the price of that cat piss mexican beer.JACOBThat’s a man’s beer.ADAMHere is a song form 2001.JACOBThis is a cool video from the top of the world trade towers.ADAMWhat’s this guy saying Abudha bob a cheello. Mama chello..Adam attempts singing the lyrics of a song.JACOB I wonder if we have deid before. It’s got to be like telling yourself, I’m about to die God take me away from here.ADAMWhat brought that on?JACOBI was thinking about what it would be like to b stuck in the stairwell of the north tower as it was coming down. Having all your bones crushed. It’s got to be like going to sleep and entering a dream. It’s the only way your mind can forget about the pain.ADAMThis is a sad song from 2001.EXT. ENTRANCE WORLD TRADE TOWERS- DAYJacob stands at ground zero. He puts his hand on a fence.JACOBSun comes up a beautiful day in march of 2000. Jacob heads up to the top of the world trade tower for another normal day at work.Elevator dings at floor 92 people get out and Jacob stays on.CONSTRUCTION WORKERI’m taking this to the top. Where you getting off.JACOBHundred and two.CONSTRUCTION WORKERYou ever been to the very top.JACOBNo.CONSTRUCTION WORKERYou want to?JACOBSure.ADAM (O.S.)You you tiger that yet?INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTADAMGo ahead now.Adam holds out a red pipe full of weed.JACOBI’m writing about my character taking the elevator up to work and he meets a construction worker that takes him up to the very top of the North Tower.Adam yawns and lays on the bed.ADAMThat’s cool what time is it? I got head out at five.JACOBIt’s only twelve fifty one.INT. WORLD TRADE TOWER ELEVATOR- DAYDING! Jacob walks out the elevator and enjoys his view from the top.JACOBWow it’s nice.CONSTRUCTION WORKERSome kind of view.JACOBI wonder what it would be like to jump off?CONSTRUCTION WORKERYou got a parachute.Jacob is singing.JACOBYeah right. Jumping like it used to..CONSTRUCTION WORKERWhat?JACOBYou shouldn't be listening to that.ADAM (O.S.)Let it burn boy.INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTLeans up off the bed Jacob is still sitting at the desk typing.ADAMYeah write that down how you grab for the pipe.JACOBOur character meet as runners at work but, they go to bars and kick it after work. That’s where you meet Courtney. That’s how we could introduce her character.ADAMLet me read that. I want to practice my character.JACOBWriting is very strenuous. You have to sit in one place and focus on taping little keys. I can’t even finish this sentence I have to lay down.INT. BEAUTY BAR- NIGHT 2000Jacob and Adam walk in the bar.ADAMBe lallaa. Just like a dream, never what it seem.JACOBGood song.ADAMWe are into the nineties now boy. I like to time travel when I smoke.Looks at a woman approaching the two guys.JACOBWho’s that?ADAMThat’s Jules.Jules, an older English woman wearing a fur coat and red lipstick.JULESDarling how and you. Darling I just got back from Miami and I had so much sex my pussy is sore. Where’s toto? Have you seen Toto Darling.ADAMHe’s by the bar.JULESToto! Jacob looks at Adam.JACOBWho is Toto?ADAMPromoter for the bar.Jules walks over to the bar.ADAM (CONT’D)One day he said Adam, can I fuck you?JACOBWhat?ADAMHis girlfriend sucked my dick in the bathroom and nobody ever found out.INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTADAMYour right it was a controlled demolition dude. Because look they fell this way.Adam shows a clip of a demolition of a building on his laptop.JACOBYeah well, there were three that fell. Nobody really talks about that. The third one was’nt even hit.ADAMDude, look at this two drinks ago you could have gotten yourself home. They bumps ago you would’nt have done this. Oh these people did there own. Two drinks ago you werent getting lucky.They luagh.ADAM (CONT’D)Two drinks ago you would’nt have touched taco bell. Oh shit its Courtney's picture. Two weeks ago you would’nt of had sex for fifteen dollars. I got to send her that. That’s her meth picture they just photo copied it.JACOBI was just about to introduce her into the script.Adam goes to the restroom and urinates loudly.ADAMMaybe this is cashed.Adam reaches fro the pipe.ADAM (CONT’D)Two weeks ago sex for fifteen dollars was’nt normal.ADAM (CONT’D)Maybe she did know about. No she did’nt there is no way.JACOBQuit trying to convince yourself she’s not a whore.Adam turns up the music. Jacob types.INT. BEAUTY BAR- NIGHT 200Adam looks across the bar at courntey.JACOBSo what did Courtney say when she first met you.ADAM (O.S.)I don’t know man I was coked up.Adam walks out of the restroom touching his nose.JACOBHand me the fucking bag.Long skinny scraggly bar back walks up to Jacob and Adam.BAR BACKChill out guys cuz, it’s pretty obvious that you guys are just going into the bathrooms to get high. You have been in that stall five times in the past thirty minutes. I’m just saying chill cuz, you never know if there are any D’s in here.Bar back walks outside to smoke.JACOBWhat the fuck is his problem.ADAMDude I think we should go.COURNTEYHey can I hang out with you guys.She stares at Adam.ADAMYeah sure.JACOBWhat’s up brok.BROKHey guys try and tip better that you did last time these are only two dollar drinks.JACOBDude fuck this place man lets go.Adam looks at courtney.ADAMI thnk we are about to go to another bar. You want to go.RING! Adam Picks up his phone.INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTADAMYeah I’ll find the forum and send that link to you. Yeah I’m finding that uhh. Two drinks ago link that I found. Ok here it is.Jacob continues typing as Adam scans his laptop.INT. BEAUTY BAR- NIGHT 2000JACOBLet’s walk down to good bye blue monday.ADAMYou want to go with us. We are heading down to this other bar. It’s just a few blocks down Broadway.COURNTEYSure.The three walk out of the bar.INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTADAMOK well me and Jacob are about to get some food. Hello.Jacob gets up from the laptop and puts on his coat.ADAM (CONT’D)Courtney hello. Hello...Puase Courtneys voice.ADAM (CONT’D)Ok bye.JACOBLets just get some rolls. They are only three bucks. That’s the way you do it boy turkey and swiss everday. That will make you a man.ADAMIt’s like that rittelen is given her a bigger ego.JACOBOfcourse, bro its legal meth that’s what they used to shoot hitler up with. Keeps you focused, and makes your hair fall out. Did you notice that. Her hair was kinda thin.ADAMYeah.EXT. BROADWAY- NIGHTJacob and Adam walk down the street.JACOBI think my character should have some kind of clue or fore warning about the Tower coming down.ADAMYeah like foreshadowing.Adam’s phone rings.ADAM (CONT’D)Hello. You are, Yeah Jacob’s over here we are working on a screenplay if that’s ok with you.JACOBIf that’s ok with you? What the fuck is that.ADAMCourtney said she was going to stop by later.JACOBOk.INT. DELI- NIGHTAn elderly arabic man walks out the back of the deli.ARABIC MANAlah! ADAMJust get me whatever you get. I just want the same.JACOBYeah can I get two rolls with turkey, swiss, lettuce tomatoe, mayo, mustard and onions and pickles if you have any.ARABIC MANOnions pickles. Alah! JACOBDamn boy I did’nt know they had these flavor chips. Hot wings and jalapeno cheese.ADAMGet’em, boy we got enough I brought two dollars in quarters.ARABIC MANYou want pickles fifty cent extra.JACOBNever mind then forget the pickles but, I still want the onionsARABIC MANOnions, Alah.Hands Jacob the sandwiches and they pay.CASHIEREight dollars.Adams hands Jacob some quarters.EXT. DELI- NIGHTThey walk out of the deli down to Broadway.JACOBI don’t know maybe these three characters can go bar hoping around our usual spots.ADAMYeah, like make it based around where we live film it here in Bushwick at.ADAM (CONT’D)Yeah. Look at that.Woman in full Berka Islamic body and face dress.ADAM (CONT’D)You can’t even see her eyes.JACOBLooks like a fucking Halloween costume.ADAMStrange you don’t see alot of them around here.JACOBShe had on the full burka. I kinda of like the way they treat women. It puts them in there place. Our society makes them think they are sex objects and we put pussy on a pedastool and teach our women to be whores. Yeah you can’t really blame the terrorist for doing what they do. JACOB (CONT’D)She’s going into a Pizza place. That’s got to be awkward for you. She is the center of attention everywhere but home. ADAMPeople think she is going to blow up the place when she walks in. JACOBThat’s just society and state run media brain washing you. Your more likely to get stung by a bee then struck by a terrorist.ADAMI bet they make those outfits themselves.INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTJacob unwraps the sandwich and Adam walks into the restroom.JACOBWell now boy your looks bigger than mine we might have to trade halves.Jacob unwraps the sandwiches and inspects them.JACOB (CONT’D)Mine is the one with onion now let me make sure they are the same.I what if someone invaded your land killed children and neighbors. You’d be pretty pissed off enough to kill someone.JACOB (CONT’D)These cheeto’s are good.ADAMBest deal for your buck boy.The two finish their sandwich.ADAM (CONT’D)I’m just going to lay down here until it’s time to get my check cash on.Adam closes his eyes as Jacob types persistently.JACOBI’m almost getting to the point where Courtney goes nuts forcing Jacob to correct here and teach Adam how to be a man. So, we where all at Good Bye Blue Monday and Courtney is taking shots on Ritalin.Adam Laughing.ADAMRemember that bartender there kept giving us free drinks. You should write that into the script.INT. GOOD BYE BLUE MONDAY- NIGHT 2000A gay black man wearing a wig serves Jacob Adam and Courtney rounds of shots.ADAMOh yeah wow. That’s good Tequila.Jacob and Courtney cringe after taking there shots. Adam answers his phone.JACOBYeah we’re at Beauty Bar. I mean Good Bye Blue Monday. Yeah in Brooklyn. Ok. Bring some devil if you can.Hangs up his phone.ADAMBilly is on his way. He will be here in like fifteen minutes.JACOBAnother drink.BARTENDERSure.JACOBI have to be honest. I don’t want to even write Courntey into the script anymore. I don’t want to imagine what she would say.ADAMWhat, What script?INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHTAdam walks out of the hallway with a plate of pizza.ADAMFifteen more minutes!Jacob excited to see pizza looks away from the laptop.ADAM (CONT’D)We can use this in the sound track for something. We can show us all stoned listening to nothing matters.JACOBI wish there wasn’t such thing as copyright.ADAMWell, we can just go ahead and put it in. We don’t need to act like its going to make it. You know if it does good then worry about copyright later. You know this song would actually be a good ending for the script. Show us in slo-motion hugging.JACOBI want to figure out a way to tie in some of what that guy was talking about.ADAMTerrance Mckenna under Amazonium Shamonism.A train passes outside his window.JACOBThe sun spots corelating to the myan Calender. That guy was a well of knowledge.ADAMHe still is. When you get published boy you live for ever.JACOBYou think we can get some mushrooms.Adam takes a hit form the pipe and sips the smoke back into his mouth.JACOBYou chasing the dragon there boy.ADAMWe may have to get some more tall boys there.Adam pulls out his phone.ADAM (CONT’D)He what’s up I’m just here chilling with Jacob. Your heading to the city right now. Ok, I was going to head out in like and hour. Don’t worry I’ll leave right now.Adam puts phone in his pocket.ADAM (CONT’D)See this is’nt cool. See said he would’nt be there until seven. It’s like she just expect me to snap to when she tells me to.JACOBThat’s right boy she’s training you to be a daddy.ADAMShe’s having her daddy drive her to mid-town. All the way from Weschester. It’s like he’s her personal shofor and she expects me to be the same.JACOBRead the play “A Doll’s House.” Trust me boy, you don’t have enough money to be her daddy, She’s got to have three or four around incase you fall through. That’s what face book is for. I thought my x girlfriend would have some friends that were dudes but when I looked through her pictures I figured out that all the guys she said where friends Were really fucking her. That’s why I wrote her a degrading letter then sent it to some of those guys she said where just friends.ADAMWait a second. You sent her guy friends a letter.JACOBNo, just one of them. The one I was sure fucked her without a condom.ADAMWhat?JACOBMaybe I should just read you the letter.ADAMSave it for later. I got to go. I don’t want to piss her off anymore than she already is.JACOBYou know I wish that for once you could say fuck that bitch and concentrate and this God Damn. Screenplay.Adam looks nervous.ADAMCome on man don’t call her a bitch.JACOBSave it bitch. Let me just ask you this did she teach how to sit when you pee.ADAMDude I’m off on Thursday let’s just work on it then. JACOBDon’t get me wrong but, I don’t think you have a fucking clue how to write this screenplay. Instead of trying to pay attention long enough for me to teach you, your add ass is texting her afraid to keep her waiting. She’s got you on a leash. ADAMNo dude, it’s not that bad. JACOBYeah.Jacob closes his laptop.ADAMI got to go. Are you about ready.JACOBYeah, lets go.INT. JACOBS APARTMENT- NIGHTThere is the loud sound of the local mechanic testing out motors. Jacob opens the apartment door and walks in.JACOBHome sweet home.The apartment has two broken coat racks standing in the middle of the living room.JACOB (CONT’D)What the fuck no water. Come on.There is a mouse stuck to a sticky pad trap. The mouse yelps.JACOB (CONT’D)Oh great. It ain’t your night is it little buddy.Quani, Jacob’s roommate, is on the phone in the restroom.QUANI (O.S.)Hahaha! You be wild n’ out boy. Uhm... hum. That’s what she said. No. Nuh... uh... she said that shit I be having some issues with that bitch. I got something for her. They going to make me act real nigga on them.Toilet flushes and Quani walks out of the restroom holding his phone and a cigarette in his left hand and a cup in his right.QUANI (CONT’D)Huh. That’s what she said. What did you say? Uhm hum. Quani is a gay black male in his mid twenties. He walks by Jacob and places his cup beside the mouse trap. He opens the refrigerator pulls out a jug of juice and refills his glass..QUANI (CONT’D)Nah, that bitch is stupid. I know she took a bottle of liquor from me. Yeah!He closes the refrigerator and picks up his juice.QUANI (CONT’D)That’s what I said.Jacob picks up the mouse and places it in a trash bag then walks out the door mumbling to himself.INT. APARTMENT STAIRWELL- NIGHTJacob walks down the stairs with a dead mouse wrapped up in trash bags.JACOBI can’t write this script relying on Adam’s input. That’s been proven. I can only write it if I use me. Jacob stops.JACOB (CONT’D)That’s it I got to use my own stories.He runs down the steps and throws open the Apartment front door and dunks the dead mouse in the trash can.JACOB (CONT’D)That’s it I’ll just have to put it all in there. Adam and Jacob are co-workers and roommates. I’m just going to have to face the He runs back up the stairs and into the apartment then his room.INT. JACOB’S ROOM- NIGHTJACOBAlright well, If I’m going to write this thing, I have to make the damn thing about me. Start at the beginning. Opens up the laptop.JACOB (CONT’D)Interior Apartment Cornelia street day.Pulls out his phone.Text: Boris Put the empinadas in the oven. What you think about one hour to heat up four of them.JACOB (CONT’D)What?Text: In the office will be home in hour.JACOB (CONT’D)God! I don’t care. Terrance mecena is considered the ultimate abraham lincoln oof consiousness. Well the secon character inside the guy that took off 911 and the parachuter beside adam on the 112 floor this thing must be written now. Need for the writer to transfer his suit case of orange puff ball dmt for cannabis and mushroom headed for montuak alone for abduction conspiracy theariost and terreance meckenna enthuasiast.call to 911 and brownie shit story three stories of me living with adam.he gets skin cancer on back then takes shrooms before trewament and finds he is not afraid of dying and making people remember you is ridiculous we all are just blinks of other peoples memories. Letter from and to Richard cob. Nun on the way to mail bin.one with and the m bum on the church stepps
Now out of all those live stories put in the one with you on the church steps one man saving you making you feel safe and protectec from a evil homeless bastad trytin to steal the drunks shit. Halloween night Delancy cathedral.courtney can I talk to you for a second. I wasnt trying to make you feel like you had to defend yourself. The trueth is I’m jealous of adam. I m lonely and I wish I had a girl like you. The only problem is is every x girlfriend ive ever had has lied. I don’t think every woman is bad I just made a lot of poor decisions in love. My brother and his wife hate me. My Aunt at his wedding looked at me in pitty amusement and disappointment. I’ve been destined by the stars to pick women that don’t know me and don’t want to try. I guess I’m half the man I used to be and constantly trying to live up to it. Suicidal king of cat piss and Jesus I know myself sometimes im not clear to people about this man. but that doesn’t have shit to do with this.
My character faces his fears with Courtney after bitching out and leaving he slf reflects and meets a pin pal on c list called sophie. (CONT’D) (CONT’D)
NOTES:
Serving his ex and fantasizing about doing it a different way than the way it played out.
Phone call to aj about future a lot making predictions and listing all the ways that mwo brain washes and tries to kill us
Ex marketing = cigs and bacon commercials transferring to modern day doctors lying like the cig doctors about fluoride in water being good for you more drs smoke camaels people getting nutra sweet in the mail sounds too good to be true everyone gets gumballs in the mail. It doesn’t come from a cow but it could. If you’ve had bannas or strawberries you’ve had whats in nutra sweet.
Sugar is regulated like alcohol and tobacco while msg aspertaine bisfeenalay linked to diabetes and cancer is forced into foods cans and microwavable dinners
Main character Jacob has fascination surrounds the internet and craigslist politics and love example pen pal with sophie also facebook stocking elania and with papa johns wall and talks bad about president in mcdonalds in Brooklyn and gets his ass whooped.
Sophie wants to get the courage to sing a kareokee song which she does in the end with
(People that lose limbs being drawn to each other from past tragedies and how they have made their ways through life to better themselves)
Eyes wide shut mind control sacrifice
sorry6 willy is my spy tonight baby lets talks about 1969 hight of veitnam war and jacob wanting to become jewish jakov and be a pa and get to liking the whole idea of whats famiiar with shanan and a cracker asshole rt of something christian and needed to focus on the church... he didnt realize that jews took their religion too serious // methodist = cover dish dinner / babdist= bible / catholic equal rosary beads/ muslim = berka and jews equals women shaving heads, the hesidic ones which is exactly the kind that jakov is learniing jhidish for

Adam's Adaptation

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JACOB IS DEFENDING HIS GOOD NATURE TO A JUDGE AT AN UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS HEARING. TALKS ABOUT VOLUNTEEREING AT BATTERED WOMENS SHELTEr

Adam avoids jacob for months scared of his reaction to courtney kicking his balls

Courtney calls to apologize and Jacob rings her out over the phone.

JACOB JERKS OFF TO GIRLS HE DECIEVES ON CL HE PUNISHES HIMSELF BY BUILDING UP A RELATIONSHIP THAT HE WILL NEVER GO THROUGH WITH EVEN MEETING ONE OF THE GIRLS HE SEDUCES INSTEAD HE AND ADAM PURCHASE A HOOKER. DONT JUDGE ME WHEN YOU STONED AND ALONE ALL DAY IN YOUR ROOM DONT JUDGE ME

Ending adam drives off to cali on a motorcycle

SPLIT RENT ON BAD ASS PLACE THROW PARTIES

EXT. NEW YORK CITY- SUNRISE

Several shots of new york in the morning in black and white flash across the screen. A real tranquil song plays as the sounds of the city start to bustle. A man takes a deep breath.

JACOB

I don’t know why they call it the big apple much like I don’t know why they call New Orleans the big easy. I just never did the research. I dont give a shit about things like that.

INT. BROOKLYN APARTMENT- DAY

Average guy wakes up and hobbles into the kitchen then opens the freezer. He pulls out a bag of ice and begins to break it up with the handle of a knife.

JACOB V.O.

I wish I could say this is one of those great New York stories about struggling artist that gets his big break. Unfortunately the majority of this story will not even take place in New York.

Takes the bag of ice into his room and lays down on his bed propping up his foot. He puts the bag of ice on his foot.

JACOB V.O. (CONT’D)

I don’t even think this is going to be a happy story. I don’t know it might. I’m just saying I don’t think it has alot of potential to be so you might want to stop listening now if I’ve already started to bore you.

Gets up from his bed then room as he opens the apartment door he looks around before hobbling to a ladder leading up to a latched door to the roof.

JACOB V.O. (CONT’D)

This is where lose you.

He pulls himself up the ladder slowly then looks down at the long fall and imagines possibly slipping. He opens the door and crawls up to the roof.

JACOB

Finally I can stop talking in voice over.

Walking to the edge

JACOB (CONT’D)

Most people believe that they are capable of doing anything. The world is there oyster and mind an pearl.

walks to the edge of the roof.

JACOB (CONT’D)

I’m not that sure of myself. This world seems more like a mad clam than an oyster. My mind right now can’t stop thinking about the ultimate doom that lies ahead.

looks out at the New York skyline then down at the street.

JACOB (CONT’D)

I can imagine myself in the window of some sky scaper on black friday thinking I’m worth more dead than alive. Those guys did’nt care whether they lived or died they just knew everything of monetary value to them was gone. They had lost all their assets and that was enough to decide life was not worth living. I cant help but think just maybe they jumped becuase they could’nt bare the thought of not beign able to support their family.

JACOB (CONT’D)

If I cared that much about money I’d already jump.

backs away from the edge of the roof.

JACOB (CONT’D)

I’m too big of a pussy to ever kill myself. Being broke is just a fact of life for me. I’ve been in New York now for a year living paycheck to paycheck busting tables and bringing rich Italians their food before the gourmet microwaved plate cools off. I do that all for this.

looks on at the skyline.

JACOB (CONT’D)

The city of New York. A place of dreams and the meca of our civilization. I came here to sale a screenplay. Now I’ll just settle for getting laid. The perfume women wear on the subway now is more erotic than ever. I keep my head down most of the time but every now and then a woman will sit beside me with some kind of dark rich scent that makes my stomach grown and I imagine getting to know her on some whisicle reason then letting everyone of my words caress her lusting thoughts.

INT. JACOB’S ROOM- DAY

On his laptop looking at porn as his blanket moves up and down.

JACOB V.O.

Usually this is the part in the script where I start to grab your attention and reveal some of the plot.

becomes relaxed and lays his head back.

JACOB

Yeah we’ll get to that. First I have to masturbate to some internet porn. If I don’t do it I feel more alive and restless. The sweet release of a mans sperm is a brief moment in heaven. The orgasm is pure utopia but then the rest is like floating down a hill. Once you got to the top the journey wasnt worth the climb. I the view was enough to make a man sick to his stomach. Then you have to think about the factor that I have’nt tasted a woman in over seven years and the simple thought of falling in love right now seems so hard to. I’ve thought about paying a prostitute but, I would’nt be able to fuck her. Come to think of it I have spent too much money on every girl in return are bitter memories tucked in with a few fun times. just suffering and from a little bit of shell shock from her dose of medicine.

INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHT

A can of Wintergreen Skoal Long cut sits on the table.

JACOB

Say boy you got a dip in there. After you just did a cannon ball. Are you trying to corner that wolverine.

Adam unwraps a box of “Popeyes Chicken”.

ADAM

No boy. This is a man’s can. Read the label... Wintergreen Skoal Long

cut.

Adam displays fried food.

JACOB

God Damn boy you got some golden nugz right there.

ADAM

Now you going to dip and eat at the same time.

JACOB

I’m going to do that and cannon ball this another time because right no I’m a man. Plus I’m going to show you how to write a screenplay.

ADAM

OK now. You sound like ric flair.

JACOB

I got it. Real men stay up.

Clip of Ric flair plays on Adam’s laptop

ADAM

Let’s have one character be like that sort of dominant monkey.

JACOB

Yeah we can make the one roommate who is all obsessed with conspiracy theories

JACOB (CONT’D)

Alright, excuse me it looks like you have upgraded from the longhorn.

ADAM

I think you should get you a pinch and be a man.

JACOB

You can keep your brain washed kitty litter to yourself. I’ll stick to my Jesus.

Jacob holds up his weed.

ADAM

Well now boy you have to let the little green men guide your thoughts. Let you know what’s wrong and right.

JACOB

I could picture someone taking out a magnifying glass and looking at a bowl of Crystals hanging off some Al Green.

ADAM

Dude that’s perfect we will put that in the screenplay. Is there some way you could put like some special effects in where Green martians are dancing on the top of the neon green leaves.

JACOB

Yeah dude there are editting programs that can do that. I will just youtube a video that shows you how.

ADAM

Ok cuz that’s badass.

Adam is laying down on the bed.

JACOB

Boy did you take that liper out already.

ADAM

I think that we should have these two bums say they collect trash. Let’s have those two guys get a slum one room apartment together.

JACOB

Like about two guys that are trying to write a screenplay. Yes the more they think about it the more the characters they are writing about actually start to control their ego.

ADAM

Like Heath Ledger in Batman.

JACOB

They will embody the ones they write about. The thing is we could talk about how to write it all day

ADAM

The writer becomes the story.

JACOB

So it should start with two guys sitting at a laptop.

Phone vibrates.

JACOB (CONT’D)

What? It’s fucking Boris. He wants to know if I’m in my room. It’s like he thinks we are married.

ADAM

Boy he misses you.

ADAM (CONT’D)

They are thinking of the begging of their screenplay.

JACOB

Which we will just use the one we discussed about reversing the motifs and alluding to the plot to Odd couple

ADAM

I don’t remember us talking about that but yeah whatever I like that,.

JACOB

Yeah trust me this will be like a revision of.

ADAM

Dam boy this ranch is good.

JACOB

I was thinking about having my character in the script and yours both runners for Windows of the world. That restaurant that was on top of the trade towers. That was in 2001.

ADAM

Boy take a look here. Hello you remember this little guy don’t you?

Adam pulls out his can of beer.

ADAM (CONT’D)

High gravity beer. It’s ten times cheaper and half the price of that cat piss mexican beer.

JACOB

That’s a man’s beer.

ADAM

Here is a song form 2001.

JACOB

This is a cool video from the top of the world trade towers.

ADAM

What’s this guy saying Abudha bob a cheello. Mama chello..

Adam attempts singing the lyrics of a song.

JACOB

I wonder if we have deid before. It’s got to be like telling yourself, I’m about to die God take me away from here.

ADAM

What brought that on?

JACOB

I was thinking about what it would be like to b stuck in the stairwell of the north tower as it was coming down. Having all your bones crushed. It’s got to be like going to sleep and entering a dream. It’s the only way your mind can forget about the pain.

ADAM

This is a sad song from 2001.

EXT. ENTRANCE WORLD TRADE TOWERS- DAY

Jacob stands at ground zero. He puts his hand on a fence.

JACOB

Sun comes up a beautiful day in march of 2000. Jacob heads up to the top of the world trade tower for another normal day at work.

Elevator dings at floor 92 people get out and Jacob stays on.

CONSTRUCTION WORKER

I’m taking this to the top. Where you getting off.

JACOB

Hundred and two.

CONSTRUCTION WORKER

You ever been to the very top.

JACOB

No.

CONSTRUCTION WORKER

You want to?

JACOB

Sure.

ADAM (O.S.)

You you tiger that yet?

INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHT

ADAM

Go ahead now.

Adam holds out a red pipe full of weed.

JACOB

I’m writing about my character taking the elevator up to work and he meets a construction worker that takes him up to the very top of the North Tower.

Adam yawns and lays on the bed.

ADAM

That’s cool what time is it? I got head out at five.

JACOB

It’s only twelve fifty one.

INT. WORLD TRADE TOWER ELEVATOR- DAY

DING! Jacob walks out the elevator and enjoys his view from the top.

JACOB

Wow it’s nice.

CONSTRUCTION WORKER

Some kind of view.

JACOB

I wonder what it would be like to jump off?

CONSTRUCTION WORKER

You got a parachute.

Jacob is singing.

JACOB

Yeah right. Jumping like it used to..

CONSTRUCTION WORKER

What?

JACOB

You shouldn't be listening to that.

ADAM (O.S.)

Let it burn boy.

INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHT

Leans up off the bed Jacob is still sitting at the desk typing.

ADAM

Yeah write that down how you grab for the pipe.

JACOB

Our character meet as runners at work but, they go to bars and kick it after work. That’s where you meet Courtney. That’s how we could introduce her character.

ADAM

Let me read that. I want to practice my character.

JACOB

Writing is very strenuous. You have to sit in one place and focus on taping little keys. I can’t even finish this sentence I have to lay down.

INT. BEAUTY BAR- NIGHT 2000

Jacob and Adam walk in the bar.

ADAM

Be lallaa. Just like a dream, never what it seem.

JACOB

Good song.

ADAM

We are into the nineties now boy. I like to time travel when I smoke.

Looks at a woman approaching the two guys.

JACOB

Who’s that?

ADAM

That’s Jules.

Jules, an older English woman wearing a fur coat and red lipstick.

JULES

Darling how and you. Darling I just got back from Miami and I had so much sex my pussy is sore. Where’s toto? Have you seen Toto Darling.

ADAM

He’s by the bar.

JULES

Toto!

Jacob looks at Adam.

JACOB

Who is Toto?

ADAM

Promoter for the bar.

Jules walks over to the bar.

ADAM (CONT’D)

One day he said Adam, can I fuck you?

JACOB

What?

ADAM

His girlfriend sucked my dick in the bathroom and nobody ever found out.

INT. ADAM’S BEDROOM- NIGHT

ADAM

Your right it was a controlled demolition dude. Because look they fell this way.

Adam shows a clip of a demolition of a building on his laptop.

JACOB

Yeah well, there were three that fell. Nobody really talks about that. The third one was’nt even hit.

ADAM

Dude, look at this two drinks ago you could have gotten yourself home. They bumps ago you would’nt have done this. Oh these people did there own. Two drinks ago you werent getting lucky.

They luagh.

ADAM (CONT’D)

Two drinks ago you would’nt have touched taco bell. Oh shit its Courtney's picture. Two weeks ago you would’nt of had sex for fifteen dollars. I got to send her that. That’s her meth picture they just photo copied it.

JACOB

I was just about to introduce her into the script.

Adam goes to the restroom and urinates loudly.

ADAM

Maybe this is cashed.

Adam reaches fro the pipe.

ADAM (CONT’D)

Two weeks ago sex for fifteen dollars was’nt normal.

ADAM (CONT’D)

Maybe she did know about. No she did’nt there is no way.

JACOB

Quit trying to convince yourself she’s not a whore.

Adam turns up the music. Jacob types.

INT. BEAUTY BAR- NIGHT 200

Adam looks across the bar at courntey.

JACOB

So what did Courtney say when she first met you.

ADAM (O.S.)

I don’t know man I was coked up.